Okay, We all know CollegeHumor is hilarious. But what did it evolve from?
Humor's Evolutionary Tendencies:
Infantismal: Potty Jokes, Incredible Hulk fantasies, etc.
Elementarist: Beenie-Baby Wars, Potty Jokes.
Middlescholarant: Discovery of opposite sex and/or porn. Potty Jokes.
Highschoolitis: Superlatives (e.g. nicknames such as "Titto"). Sex Jokes. Potty Jokes.
CollegeHumor: Drug references. Beenie-Baby-Dorm-Wars. Sex Jokes. Potty Jokes
Post-Scholarant: Condescending jokes about younger jokesters.
Senile: Evil, Condescending jokes against anyone under the age of 70.
Where do you fit??
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
Comedy: The Last Marshmallow...
We've all experienced the frustration that comes upon the simple task of eating a delicious bowl of Lucky Charms: The last marshmallow.
The last marshmallow is often the most excting part of this dangerously delicious collection of sugars. We keep a mental note to save that colorful clover for last.But just as the rest of the cereal has been devoured, precisely according to plan, complications cause you to become Vin Deisel in The Fast & The Furious. A high-speed chase around the bowl, smashing against the sides. At this point there seems to be no luck in this clover....But you're still Vin Deisel. You refuse to back down.After a good couple minutes of cat vs. mouse, you finally pin the scrumptious little speed-demon against the wall of the bowl, ultimately reaching it's demise in your spoon.
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PEACE
The last marshmallow is often the most excting part of this dangerously delicious collection of sugars. We keep a mental note to save that colorful clover for last.But just as the rest of the cereal has been devoured, precisely according to plan, complications cause you to become Vin Deisel in The Fast & The Furious. A high-speed chase around the bowl, smashing against the sides. At this point there seems to be no luck in this clover....But you're still Vin Deisel. You refuse to back down.After a good couple minutes of cat vs. mouse, you finally pin the scrumptious little speed-demon against the wall of the bowl, ultimately reaching it's demise in your spoon.
GO TO http://www.myspace.com/urbindex!!!
PEACE
For-sure-bindex
Birth Name: Connor Musarra
PEACE
Stage Name: Urbindex
Hometown: Cleveland, Ohio
Profession: Music (GO TO http://www.myspace.com/urbindex!)
My new EP titled "Back 2 The Future" will be out soon!!!!
In the following stores:
Itunes: USA, Canada, UK, Japan
eMusic: Global
Amazon MP3: Global
Rhapsody: Global
I'll keep everyone updated as to when it comes out.PEACE
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